Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Donut Hole


C. S. Lewis says that a man can easily ignore pleasure, and I agree:  just see how getting to the bottom of a bowl of vanilla Haagen Dazs ice cream is always a shock, like a kind of waking up.  But, he goes on to say, pain pretty unfailingly grabs our attention, and I agree with that, too.  That’s one reason why fasting works.  If I decide to pray for something often over the course of a day, I will usually flag before noontime, but if, by not eating, I set my stomach as my alarm clock, then it will call me to my knees as reliably as any muezzin.

Last Wednesday morning, I was mini-fasting on behalf of Susan and her teaching of the first chapter of Romans.  It was a breakfast-only deal, sort of a speed fast, redundancy intended.  It’s surprising how quickly a breakfast fast transforms my stomach’s voice from a drowsy muffle to a full-throated clarion.

The ladies bring a real feast every Wednesday morning.  So much cooking talent, unbound from any notions of decent meal planning, since it’s only a “snack” after all!  And so much sugar, because, without men present, the feminine penchant for sweetness runs rampant. 

I arrived early to find Susan in a worry about her talk and was glad I had already undertaken to support her.  But as I passed by the first sentries on the snack table, my hand, apparently talking to my stomach behind my brain’s back, darted out and grabbed a sugared donut hole and popped it into my mouth.  Immediately I was filled with a sense of horror.  What had I done?  Could it be undone?  Did the fast really matter?  Wasn’t it ridiculous to think Susan’s talk depended on what my mouth did?  What was I supposed to do after all?  Spit it out??

And there the voice of mocking slipped up, because my hand, under new orders, came up a second time to my mouth, and my thumb and index, pincer-like, removed the donut hole, only just beginning to dissolve.  My tongue ran halfheartedly after the sweet mess, then retreated to its cave to savor the few fallen crystals.

And then I had an even bigger problem—what to do with that dear, sweet donut hole?  I cherished it the more because I would not enjoy it.  I could not now bring myself to throw it away.  So my hand marched out again to attack the problem.  It found and retrieved a paper towel from the kitchen dispenser.  It carefully wadded the donut hole inside a nest of paper.  And it hid the whole unsightly mass at the very back of an obscure drawer.  And an hour and a half later, as Susan finished wrapping up what in the end was a wonderful and powerful talk, I headed for the kitchen.